I saw the idea on the internet, the bastards were selling them at nearly $4 a piece. Sure, they weren’t made of real corks, and you could personalize a set of place cards, but why not do it yourself? All you need to do is drink a dozen bottles or so, of the same wine/champaign, practice on a piece of foam and get right to the action. Two precise cuts per cork is all it takes, and a great party with your friends. You didn’t plan on drinking all that wine on your own, did you?. This question will also be raised on thanksgiving, by your mother, when she sits down to the place marked by her name.